The Resident Xander-Shaped Friend

Until I find my purpose as a tumblr participant, all I'm going to say is this: when I was little, I wanted to grow up to be Batgirl.

Cullen + character development (◡‿◡✿)

cause there's no salvation for a bad girl
  • Tevinter: You have two cows. You've enslaved them both and you cast spells on them to duplicate them so you can have more slaves.
  • Par Vollen: You have two cows. One is assigned the task of milk-making and the other is assigned the task of becoming food. They accept their tasks with honour.
  • Kirkwall: You have two cows. They want to kill each other. And you. You're fucked.
  • Antiva: You have two cows. You assassinate them.
  • Orlais: You have two cows. They're snobby and tight-laced.
  • Ferelden: You have two mabari. You love your dogs.
  • Orzammar Nobility: You have two cows. The younger one tricks you into murdering the older one so he can put the blame on you an assume control of the barn.
  • Orzammar Lower Class: You have two cows. Bandits steal them both and leave you with a hoof that you pawn off to the nearest merchant for 6 copper. The bandits steal that copper and leave you for dead.
  • Redcliffe: You have two cows. One dies to save the city from destruction. Alistair is mad.
  • Dalish Elves: You have two halla. You don't have enough halla. This is bad.
  • Circle Templars: You have two cows. You don't trust them, and they're probably evil.
  • Circle Mages: You have two cows. You don't trust them, and they're probably stupid.
  • Grey Wardens: You have two dogs. They drink darkspawn blood. One dies, and the other saves the entire country.

pentaghastly:

I'm never truly out of my element.

(via womenofthedas)

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(via taokan)

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(via taokan)

aprilrosblog:

the party party

(via averagesparrow)